Beware of Spider Bitch
Kassi but you can call me Kassandra, Vriska, Spider Bitch or Vris.

Gray-Asexual/ Demiromantic/ Genderfluid.

Hes, Shes, or They: I'm really indifferent.

Currently single (and ready to flamingle), so flirt with me as much as you want.

How it feels to play Five Nights At Freddys


3 days ago //Via//Source

(Source: gotchi)

3 days ago //Via//Source


can the united states just chill for one day

1 week ago //Via//Source


i cant get over Barry falling over its just


woop there he goes x3

(Source: dannylexxbang)

1 week ago //Via//Source


so i’ve had these things lying around for like half a year and i’ve never done the cosplay. i’m sure i never will, so i want to give this stuff to someone else!

items included in the giveaway:

  • karkat/kankri/sufferer horns
  • handmade sufferer necklace


  • you do NOT have to be following me (seriously, there’s no point. i don’t post homestuck)
  • no giveaway blogs. i will check
  • reblog as many times as you want, but please be courteous to your followers
  • likes do NOT count

giveaway ends on the midnight of saturday, september 13. at that time, i will choose a winner using a random number generator, and the winner will have 24 hours to respond. if they fail to respond within the allotted time, i will choose another winner.

that’s it, and good luck to everyone!

1 week ago //Via//Source
A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone? B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you? C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior? D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now? E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life? F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be? G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death? H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell? I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you? J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth? K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie? L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones? M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose? N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had? O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best? P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad? Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life? R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people? S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own? T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose? U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors? V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral? W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why? X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it? Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly? Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
1 week ago //Via//Source
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
1 week ago //Via//Source

Reblog If You Grew Up With This







NOT this:


kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors


(Source: innocentserpent)

1 week ago //Via//Source


'He made us laugh. He made us cry.' - President Obama on the passing of Robin Williams

1 week ago //Via//Source

zodiac thingy


aries - horny af

taurus - can’t accept you’re wrong can’t you

gemini - changes personality every 5 minutes

cancer - stop crying you lil bitch

leo - ass as great as the ego

virgo - tries to be philosophical (tries)

libra - you are probably annoying

scorpio - will probably get murdered

sagittarius - human version of inappropriate joke

capricorn - enjoys parties a little too much

aquarius - poops in the wrong places

pisces - just keep swimming

1 week ago //Via//Source
Trott's Sneeze



Oh my god, Trott’s ssneeze!!!!!!

And Ross following it up with Mario!!!!!!

I’m dying happy!!!!

trott your sneeze is very loud but adorable

1 week ago //Via//Source


Imma leave y’all with this.

1 week ago //Via//Source
Reconstructing More Science
Songs to Test By - Volume 3


For science. You monster.

1 week ago //Via//Source


queer!spn meme: team free will + tumblr text posts (insp.)

(Source: salvacests)

1 week ago //Via//Source




Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!


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