Beware of Spider Bitch
Kassi but you can call me Kassandra, Vriska, Spider Bitch or Vris.

Gray-Asexual/ Demiromantic/ Genderfluid.

Hes, Shes, or They: I'm really indifferent.

Currently single (and ready to flamingle), so flirt with me as much as you want.

yourheadcanon:

*forced laughter*

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killian jones sort of overreacting

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danielavidang:

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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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Opera Center: Second Opinion

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IT’S ROTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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finish this: i hate it when...
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who is someone you can tell everything to?
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are you a hugger?
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besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
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2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

4 weeks ago //Via//Source

fuckthenaysayers:

GIVEAWAY!

Seeing as my old phone case sadly no longer fits my phone, I thought I’d give it away! The girl slide has some wear at the edges, but the main pic is fine. The mavin slide sadly got a bit rougher treatment, and has some noticeable scratches, but I think it’d still look nice on.

This case is for an iPhone 4/4S, and has the basic frame and two interchangeable backings, one with the chubby tattoo girl and one with the mavin art. This case is no longer being made, as far as I know, so sadly these are the only two backings you’ll have.

I don’t know how many people will actually want this, but I figured I’d just do it in a short giveaway fashion.

Rules:

  • Must live in the US or Canada
  • Must be willing to give address
  • Must be following me

That’s about it.

1 reblog or like only please

Giveaway ends August 31st at 11pm EST (will draw winner by random name/number generator)

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eviljovan:

omg it’s so fucking cute 

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josiefeeniee:

Probably my favorite photo in the universe.

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